Sankaku Channel/コメント検索

Rebellious programming is what you get for buying from Kickstarter. I supported a Wifi-lightbulb once, and the app would take a minute to connect just so you could dim it. If someone else connected, the bulb would disconnect me. It was like they locked me out from using the light switches in my own house. Threw it out. I guess someone could salvage it and put it up their genitals for entertainment. Caution turning it on though, as heat emission is significant and you can't quickly turn it off with the app.

Not sure if those legs belong to the boy.

That's a whole new level of transparent!

Debug Codes:

dumbgallerycode
dumbmoneycode.(Gil Amount)
dumbgpcode.(Guild Points Amount)
addenergy.(Energy Amount)
newrequest
unlocktrait.(Trait Name)
npcaffection.(Lowercase NPC Name).(Affection Amount)
setplayerstat.(Lowercase Stat).(Stat Amount)
playevent.(Event Name).ignorereqs(Optional)
opensesame
presento
facechange.(Monster Name).(Face Number 1-6)
hairchange.(Monster Name).(Hair Number 1-6)
colorschemechange.(Monster Name).(Color Scheme Number 1-12)
skintonechange.(Monster Name).(Skin Tone Number 1-4)
addtrait.(Monster Name).(Trait Name)
setstat.(Monster Name).(Lowercase Stat).(Stat Amount)

Alright ma'am, that suit seems to be airtight!

Alpha 7.1

When was the upper right scene added?

You're right, this is really great stuff!

A translator appeared!

If this lobster was a unicorn, and unicorns wore their penises on their forehead, then this unicorn's penis would be the size of a labrador.

Pinke Pie: Achieved orgasm from vibration alone
Rarity: Archieved orgasm and overfilled the tank
Applejack: Achieved orgasm from suction alone
Fluttershy: Achieved orgasm without using the highest settings
Twilight Sparkle: Achieved orgasm with the other main characters
Derpy Hooves: Achieved orgasm... sort of (no cum)

That wasn't even in the game!

It's dangerous to have a tree grow over your house.

クパァ

It's basically vertical Mandalas, otherwise they'd chisel the message into the stone.

Looks like a Kunai up this boy's ass!

What a shitty fetish...

I think it's actually one of my better contextualized translations.

I like how hair color and gender keep changing in every picture; must be magical

"I can't swallow that!" - "Well then, good news! It's a suppository."

I lolled. And tagged it m_c_escher

Takuya said:
damn, it's that gorgeous train attendant again. why can't they be that beautiful in real life? i would be about 800% more motivated to get up in the morning if she were the one to check my ticket every day.

They're all in the pink wagons, having hot lesbian sex. You should totally board them and have your "ticket" checked!

Megane fashion in Japan this year.
Because the black bars and mosaic underwear never much broke out to the public.

She's from a magical island called "Japan" where people never tan due to their genes.
They're also siamese twins, joined at the hip and the arms.

And it matches the magical number seven! Notice how the "glasses" personality in the rear is only in half-stealth-mode, which gives her a post-modern elaborateness.

Oh, I think she just shit in her underwear.

taking grammar nazi to a new level!

What happened to gravity? Also, the black is rotating: the phone caught it at a different angle.

What is the name for those glowing, hovering rings, which are supposedly tied to her limbs?

Which one - or rather which order - would you choose?